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| Offering only the finest in Genetically engineered
foods, Geneto fudes inc. creates wonderful new foods that
look a lot like traditional foods, only better! If you have ever
seen shiny red strawberrys, one foot in diameter, in the middle
of January -then you've seen our handi-work. |
| At Geneto Fudes Inc. we pride ourselves on safety,
and will only release a product into the market if it looks really
tasty. Unlike scientific advances of the past, Geneto Fudes are
certified 'Tasti-lookin' by a board of lab-technicians.
When people compare our products and science to little snafu's
of the past, they are forgetting that a product like DDT was never
certified 'Tasti-lookin'. |
| Everyone can benefit from our advances. Children
will grow bigger and shinier. The over-weight can
calm their minds, knowing that the human genes we put into our
pigs makes bacon leaner and tastier! Hippies can
enjoy our 'organic foods' knowing that they need not be sprayed
with pesticide- its genetically grown right into the seeds! |
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Anyone worried about a band of genetic mutants escaping from
their vat and roaming the sewers looking for children to eat
can calm their fears. Our policy is that if any of our genetic
hybrid species begin to walk erect, or attempt spoken language,
they are quickly and humanely destroyed, or locked into the
basement of our lab for further study
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Geneto
Fudes Inc. is a subsidary of The Michael Jackson Oil Corporation &
PopeAlien.Com- all rights reserved
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