Who's fault is all this anyways?

PopeAlien.com was created in 1977 at ClemCo's Palo Alto research facility by Jerry Davis and an antelope that wandered into the lab late one september evening under the mistaken impression that the facility was a sports bar. Mr. Davis and the antelope soon became close personal friends, and would often share the same pair of contact lenses.

Since its development in the late seventies, PopeAlien.com has been under constant developement at ClemCo Labs worldwide. ClemCo's rigorous commitment to quality and value has resulted in the deaths of 144 workers in the past 23 years. We stand by our record, and are proud of our achievements. We will be judged by only be God Almighty, and not government regulatory agencies, disgruntled employees or consumer advocate groups.