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| real or imagined? My imagined name Sirk Du Solait. My real name is Bob of Next to the pizza store with the free crusts after 9:30pm asks:
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| I just realized I cannot afford to run for the Republican nomination in 2008, when are the next elections for the job of Popealien and how does one put his Texan size hat in the ring. |
| You simply need to get more money, then you can afford to run. You have to understand that it's your personal responsibility to provide the Republican party with a candidate that is based on an obscure fringe web-comic and comes ready to wear a real genuine simulated Texas sized hat. |
2007-06-24 00:00:00
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| Rusty of nowhere asks:
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| Will smoking 4 packs of cheap cigerettes every day give me an awesome growly voice that the girls will go wild for? Seriously. I need to know. |
| Yes, but a more cost effective way to achieve the same result is to gargle with the burning embers of a barbeque, which makes you smell smoky and that drives swimsuit models crazy. |
2007-06-23 12:00:00
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| LYRIC of CALIFORNIA asks:
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| HOW MANY TEETH ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HAVE? |
| all of them! now fuck off! |
2007-06-23 11:00:00
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| james york of hillsdale asks:
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| why does the moon appear green |
| Have you been dipping your head in algae? |
2007-06-23 10:00:00
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| Amy Meck of Ketchikan alaska asks:
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| how many teeth are you supposed to have? |
| How many teeth do you want to have? |
2007-06-23 09:00:00
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| John Tomlinson of Colorado asks:
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| When i go to bed at night there is always trace amounts of crumbs in my bed and i don't eat in my room. So where are the crumbs coming from? |
| I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but thats not a bed you're sleeping on - its a giant loaf of French bread. If you're looking for someone to lash out in anger and disappointment at, I suggest the French. |
2007-06-23 00:00:00
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| Brittany of Pennsylvania asks:
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| How many teeth do you have in your mouth? |
| Quite a few more than I have in my bum and I intend to keep it that way. |
2007-06-22 09:00:00
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| spadonkle of a uterus asks:
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| does a lumberjack off? |
| Occasionally. What are you, the morality police? |
2007-06-22 00:00:00
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| Pickles Booby of Triton II asks:
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| Could Evilo Black take on your highest authority in a cage match? |
| Yeah, sure, but that would just play directly into my diabolical plan. You can't win by doing whats expected of you unless you're a born winner. |
2007-06-21 00:00:00
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| Matt of panorama city, CA asks:
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| Who Is That Guy That's Always Peering Into My Window? |
| That's Bill Gates! If you upgrade to the new window genuine advantage drapes you can set your privacy level to 'high' and wander around in your house without any pants on, safe from the peering eyes of billionaires that may or may not be hanging out in bushes outside your window. |
2006-12-10 22:54:35
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