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QUESTIONS, ANSWERS & ADVICE! |
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| Redmo of Bath asks:
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| What was that film called I saw ages ago with a little boy with a one horned goat that he thought was a unicorn? |
I believe you're referring to the heartwarming classic Felinni film 'El Grotto Del Formaggio' which stars a young Rock Hudson and Kate Winslet.
Suprisingly this film was originally produced in 1963, before Winslet was even born, but was not released until 1989, and then only in a limited direct-to video format. Many people are not familiar with this film due to its rarity. El Grotto Del Formaggio was only released in VHS-c in a limited 10 edition run, and even then it was sold in a large cardboard box labeled only with a biohazard symbol and a the words "Keep back 50 feet".
Also there was no boy with a one horned goat that he thought was a unicorn in it, so you may be mistaken. |
2009-06-18 00:00:00
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| peebatron2000 of cumbrasia - engerland asks:
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| which way should i wipe, or is it best not to wipe at all? |
It depends on which hemisphere you're in. In North America it's traditional to wipe from the center out, while 'down under'* its traditional to simply rub up against a tree and hope for the best.
Certain advances in nanotechnology have reduced (but not eliminated) the need for both techniques, but you may find a combination of the two is the still the best way to 'cover your bases'. The important thing is that you wipe early and wipe often.
*Australia, New Zealand, Europe and the rest of the world |
2008-11-27 00:00:00
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| real or imagined? My imagined name Sirk Du Solait. My real name is Bob of Next to the pizza store with the free crusts after 9:30pm asks:
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| I just realized I cannot afford to run for the Republican nomination in 2008, when are the next elections for the job of Popealien and how does one put his Texan size hat in the ring. |
| You simply need to get more money, then you can afford to run. You have to understand that it's your personal responsibility to provide the Republican party with a candidate that is based on an obscure fringe web-comic and comes ready to wear a real genuine simulated Texas sized hat. |
2007-06-24 00:00:00
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| Rusty of nowhere asks:
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| Will smoking 4 packs of cheap cigerettes every day give me an awesome growly voice that the girls will go wild for? Seriously. I need to know. |
| Yes, but a more cost effective way to achieve the same result is to gargle with the burning embers of a barbeque, which makes you smell smoky and that drives swimsuit models crazy. |
2007-06-23 12:00:00
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| LYRIC of CALIFORNIA asks:
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| HOW MANY TEETH ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HAVE? |
| all of them! now fuck off! |
2007-06-23 11:00:00
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| james york of hillsdale asks:
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| why does the moon appear green |
| Have you been dipping your head in algae? |
2007-06-23 10:00:00
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| Amy Meck of Ketchikan alaska asks:
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| how many teeth are you supposed to have? |
| How many teeth do you want to have? |
2007-06-23 09:00:00
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| John Tomlinson of Colorado asks:
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| When i go to bed at night there is always trace amounts of crumbs in my bed and i don't eat in my room. So where are the crumbs coming from? |
| I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but thats not a bed you're sleeping on - its a giant loaf of French bread. If you're looking for someone to lash out in anger and disappointment at, I suggest the French. |
2007-06-23 00:00:00
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| Brittany of Pennsylvania asks:
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| How many teeth do you have in your mouth? |
| Quite a few more than I have in my bum and I intend to keep it that way. |
2007-06-22 09:00:00
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| spadonkle of a uterus asks:
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| does a lumberjack off? |
| Occasionally. What are you, the morality police? |
2007-06-22 00:00:00
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