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QUESTIONS, ANSWERS & ADVICE! |
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| Pickles Booby of Triton II asks:
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| Could Evilo Black take on your highest authority in a cage match? |
| Yeah, sure, but that would just play directly into my diabolical plan. You can't win by doing whats expected of you unless you're a born winner. |
2007-06-21 00:00:00
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| Matt of panorama city, CA asks:
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| Who Is That Guy That's Always Peering Into My Window? |
| That's Bill Gates! If you upgrade to the new window genuine advantage drapes you can set your privacy level to 'high' and wander around in your house without any pants on, safe from the peering eyes of billionaires that may or may not be hanging out in bushes outside your window. |
2006-12-10 22:54:35
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| Shuflar of Miami, FL asks:
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| What if blood was flammable? Would this affect the art of war? |
| Much more than that, it would make smoking , cooking, fire juggling and/or leaping through rings of fire with open wounds much much much more dangerous. |
2006-11-19 23:37:12
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| mike hawk of u dont want to know asks:
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| how can i get my extremely unatractive friend nick a girlfriend |
| MATE-O-RAMA is happening THIS WEEKEND! At the MEMORIAL COLISEUM! THIS WEEKEND! WEEKEND! WEEKEND! Ten thousand TONNES OF MUD! Free HOTDOGS! Enter to win one of SEVEN GLORIOUS PRIZES! Tickets available from ticketmaster or your local meatmarket! |
2006-09-17 23:24:17
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| I smell of urine asks:
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| I can't think of anything funny to ask you about. Any ideas? |
| You could do what I do.. procrastinate. |
2006-09-17 23:09:16
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| Matt beck of Panorama City, CA asks:
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| why is ice cream so good? |
| Ice cream is made entirely out of microscopic mites that burrow into your brain and excite the production of endorphins. These endorphins build up pressure in your pleasure centers and eventualy explode throughout your body causing waves of joy roughly analogous to that experienced when eating something made entirely of sugar. |
2006-08-02 00:58:38
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| Zach of San Diego asks:
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| Whats the speed of dark? |
| Somewhat lower than the weight of speed. |
2006-08-01 00:00:00
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| The Pink Suicidal Lemming of Bunkley Parch College asks:
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| The little voices in my head are telling me things I should do. I've narrowed down five seperate voices. Considering there is only one satan, and three aspects to god (Father, Son and Holy Spirit) who is the final voice? |
That's BOB SAGET! From TV's FULL HOUSE! Listen to Bob! Bob Saget knows what he's talking about!
(..Unless he tells you to burn down the orpanage.. Don't do that) |
2006-07-15 00:00:00
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| Hugh Jass of Nebraska asks:
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| If a tree falls in the forest, but no ones around to hear it, does anyone care? |
| Does anyone care?! I'll tell you who should care! You SHOULD! Trees falling in the forest make baby jesus cry! And just you try sleeping with all that racket! |
2006-07-15 00:00:00
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| The Pink Suicidal Lemming of Bunkley Parch College asks:
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| Beans. |
| Either you accidently erased several words that were vital to making sense of that question or you have a very short span of attention. Whichever it is, I say 'beans' to you to! |
2006-07-14 00:00:00
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