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| Mark Ettome of Duluth, Minnesota asks:
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| How many teeth am I supposed to have? |
| You should have as many teeth as you have in your mouth. Teeth in other parts of your body are vestigial, and may not even be your own. They should be disposed of as soon as the buffalo herds return. |
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| Barron Von Bustwick Frampton of St. Petersburgh, FL asks:
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| My wife is afraid of goats, could she be killed by an overdose of insulin? |
| only if the goats have not been properly raised. |
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| The Dude of Loch Ness Oregon asks:
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| What's with That? |
| That, my friend, is a toothbrush. Rubbing it back and forth against your furry yellow teeth can cut down on some of the noxious aroma emitted by your speaking-hole and make it easier for others to spend time in your presence. |
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| Guybrush Treepwood of Unknown Island asks:
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| How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? |
A suprisingly appaling amount! Indeed there is no end in sight to the chucking of wood that a woodchuck could chuck if it could.
however this does not hold true for aluminum, copper or base metals in general.. The chucking of metals by our woodchuck friend can be kept to a moderate amount and can be great fun at parties. |
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| Bing Fouleche of Idunoe Falls, Kansas asks:
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| Is that supposed to bother me so much? |
Everything should bother you. If this things don't bother you how can you be an effective consumer? |
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| A confused llama of an insignificant part of the universe asks:
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| Is the key to the universe the number Four ? Four dimensions, Four elementary particles, Four fundamental laws of physics, four of something else. |
| Four scoops of fresh baked brains in every box of Hellhoggs Raisin Brains. Thats four scoops of Brainy goodness! Where else can you get a deal like this? |
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| lizzie of florida asks:
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| Where did cheese come form? |
| There is no cheese. |
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| Shivr Meetimbers of The South Seas...arrghhh! asks:
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| I have one eye, a peg leg and really bad hygiene...how can I find a mate? |
| You should try hanging out at the docks wearing a 1993 vintage right-said-fred world tour T-shirt and no pants. Also try reading aloud from a book of dirty limericks. Dirty limericks do it every time. |
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| ngoc of geogia asks:
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| what is the most favorite ice cream in the world?? |
| The kind that is made out of grapenuts and little tiny fragments of human skull. Just because its popular doesn't necessarily mean that its good. |
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