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Loud Guy of Registered User, Frankfurt asks:
Nobody likes it when I yell "FIRE!", How can I yell it and still look cool?
 

Try yelling it as you are leaping through the shattered plate-glass window of a building on fire, holding a kitten under your arms. Make sure you do this as the people you are trying to impress are walking by. Also remember to roll on the ground to put yourself out, and try not to crush the kitten, crushing the kitten makes you look like a loser.


 

 
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