Do you think that the new willy wonka is HOT? Do you think he is made out of candy? I want to gnaw on his ear...
Candyologist refer to your condition as tysonic-sugaritis. It is a relatively uncommon affliction in this part of the world and can only be cured via an expensive spiritual ceremony. Conveniently for you this spiritual ceremony is now availiable via the internet. Send me 4500 USD and we'll do what we can to return you to normal condition.
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