Shivr Meetimbers of The South Seas...arrghhh! asks:
I have one eye, a peg leg and really bad hygiene...how can I find a mate?
You should try hanging out at the docks wearing a 1993 vintage right-said-fred world tour T-shirt and no pants. Also try reading aloud from a book of dirty limericks. Dirty limericks do it every time.
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