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Rusty of nowhere asks:
Will smoking 4 packs of cheap cigerettes every day give me an awesome growly voice that the girls will go wild for? Seriously. I need to know.
 

Yes, but a more cost effective way to achieve the same result is to gargle with the burning embers of a barbeque, which makes you smell smoky and that drives swimsuit models crazy.


 

 
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