Malaclypse the Youngest thus Far of State of Paranoia asks:
Which is more useful for killing a man via paper cuts: An ostrich or an emu?
Now thats just a silly question. I think we all know that the paper content of an ostrich is essentially nil, which means it wouldnt be good for inflicting paper cuts now would it? use the emu, but make sure its a sharp paper emu.
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