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timetraveler_00 of Brazil asks:
My dog does not eat meat, just bananas and milk. Is he possessed by the devil?
 

Thats not a dog, its a monkey.

Monkeys are fairly resistant to demon possesion, though it is not completely unheard of. Just to be on the safe side submerge the monkey in holy water or holy pepsi™ for two to three minutes and dry using Martha Stewart™ brand bath towels. If you submerge the monkey for longer than three minutes you risk angering the gods and/or recieving a monkey bite. You do not want to be bitten by a monkey, trust me on this one.


 

 
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