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Servidas of Sector 9872.113 asks:
I am a robot. Beep, buzz, fizit. What is the best oil for my special robot parts? Beep, click click, buzz.
 

For a while there cod liver oil was a favorite amongst robots, particularly for use on special parts, but has recently fallen from fashion due to its unfortunate side effect of making you smell like a cods liver. Nowadays wise robots know that when it come to lubrication nothing is quite as good as the tried and true 'old skool' solution: rabid badger phlegm from Balyhurtin oil co.


 

 
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