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Malaclypse the Youngest thus Far of State of Paranoia asks:
Now that the Pope is Dead, what Method will Coyote, Eris, and Loki use to select the new Pope?
 

Though the pope may be technically dead, the Walt Disney company™ has made incredible advances in animatronic technology and we may yet see Pope John Paul Mach 2™ (Xtreme edition) spring into action.

No longer are we limited to gimicky puppets that bob back and forth singing 'its a small world after all'. A new animatronic pope could breakdance, devour countless volkswagens and fight evil in its many forms by utilizing hydrogen fuel cells and high-efficiency hydraulics. Stay tuned, cause the new papacy™ (Xtreme edition) is going to ROCK!


 

 
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