[[a bunny rabbit looks to the sky]] / rabbit: a giant asteroid will destroy us all soon. / [[a fluffy tiger clasps his hands together]] / tiger: you're going to jail. / [[a small bear stands by the shore and points at a lake]] / bear: the water is filled with poison! / [[a puppy sits leaning over a low fence wagging its tail]] / puppy: the end is nigh / [[center text box: TRUE SCIENCE FACT: bad news sounds better coming from a cute fuzzy animal]] / [[a cat shrugs his shoulders]] / cat: you got lice. / [[a man stands at the door to his house, a bunny sits on the doorstep]] / bunny: you're being evicted. / man: get off my porch.