Pope Alien: Mornin' Ted! Why the hang-dog expression of woe? Ted: I got achy soles. Pope Alien: Have you tried aerosol godly spray or Soul-licious spirit cleanser? Ted: Not soul, soles. The bottoms of my feet hurt. Pope Alien: your feet shouldn't have bottoms. [[Ted glares]] Ted: I'm sorry, we're obviously not speaking the same language. Pope Alien: Think of the droppings they would leave in your shoes. Pope Alien: yuck!