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Pope Alien: Mornin' Ted! Why the hang-dog expression of woe?
Ted: I got achy soles.
Pope Alien: Have you tried aerosol godly spray or Soul-licious spirit cleanser?
Ted: Not soul, soles. The bottoms of my feet hurt.
Pope Alien: your feet shouldn't have bottoms.
[[Ted glares]]
Ted: I'm sorry, we're obviously not speaking the same language.
Pope Alien: Think of the droppings they would leave in your shoes.
Pope Alien: yuck!
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