underling: Sir! The peasants are revolting!

president: Thats why I stay upwind of them.

underling: It's bad sir! They're turning off their TV's and cutting up their customer loyalty cards!

president: The economy will be destroyed!

underling: We need solutions!

president: Call in the experts!

expert #1: I suggest a new TV show with a talking dog and a sassy neighbor that walks around with her top off!

expert #2: lets ignore the problem and hope it goes away.

expert #3: lets hurl bombs at them from a distance and see if that improves the situation

president: i like the way you think!

expert #3: I just happen to have some nice bombs for sale right here..