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underling: Sir! The peasants are revolting! president: Thats why I stay upwind of them. underling: It's bad sir! They're turning off their TV's and cutting up their customer loyalty cards! president: The economy will be destroyed! underling: We need solutions! president: Call in the experts! expert #1: I suggest a new TV show with a talking dog and a sassy neighbor that walks around with her top off! expert #2: lets ignore the problem and hope it goes away. expert #3: lets hurl bombs at them from a distance and see if that improves the situation president: i like the way you think! expert #3: I just happen to have some nice bombs for sale right here.. |
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