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Pope Alien on a napkin, ready for framing

Sure, you could draw it yourself, but what good would that do the economy? A hastily drawn pope alien on an authentic diner paper napkin. Guaranteed to last a really long time if you encase it in Lucite and bury it in the Canadian Shield!
 Pope Alien drawing on flimsy napkin 
 #PDN01 -Sitting……………………………………………$4.00 
 #PDN02 -Standing…………………………………………$4.00
 #PDN03 -Up to No Good…………………………$19.00 
 

Lint Clump

Limited quantities, so order, now. Clump of genuine carpet or other lint in no particular form or shape. Comes in a standard white envelope for easy transport. Guaranteed to contain almost no belly lint. Certificate of authenticity included.
 Clump of Lint 
 #COL01 -Clump of Lint……………………………$6.00 
 
 

Single De-peeled Banana

Why bother going all the way to the store to buy bananas in cumbersome, maintenance-heavy bunches, when you could conveniently order an already peeled single banana delivered straight to your door in a handsome brown manila envelope? Allow 10-12 weeks for delivery. Not responsible for bruised, leaky, or undelivered de-peeled banana.
 De-peeled Banana
 #UPB01 -De-peeled Banana………………$4.00 

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